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Masturbation
Known alternatively as spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, and burping the worm, masturbation continues to be an important part of every man's day, like shaving or pooping. It's great stress relief, and it also helps a man increase his level of productivity and focus, or fall asleep. Masturbation is a lesser, but necessary, alternative to intercourse.