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RANT
Bill Simmons FINALLY Has to Shut Up About Boogie Cousins
By Smigoversen
February 20, 2017
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DOZEN
Dudefest Dozen: Dudefest-est Moments of the Week (2/17/17)
By Smigoversen
February 17, 2017
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DOZEN
Dudefest Dozen: @icetsvu the Twitterbot America Needs Right Now
By Editor
February 15, 2017
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OPINION
Serge Ibaka Traded From Bad Fit To A (Maybe) Less Bad Fit
By Smigoversen
February 14, 2017
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SCORE
The Score: If Carmelo Really Wants to Win, There's Only One Place He Can: OKC
By Smigoversen
February 12, 2017
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OPINION
Support the TRUMP Act: Sign the petition
By Smigoversen
February 07, 2017
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SCORE
The Score: Super Bowl LI Bad Guys: 34 Good Guys: 28
By Smigoversen
February 06, 2017
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RANT
Support Planned Parenthood With This Simple Trick
By Smigoversen
February 02, 2017
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SCORE
The Score: A Fantasy League of Ice and Fire Rookie Watch
By Smigoversen
April 03, 2015
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OPINION
We Know Who The Next Host of the Daily Show Will Be
By Smigoversen
March 30, 2015
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SCORE
The Score: A Fantasy League of Ice and Fire Season 5 Preview
By Smigoversen
March 29, 2015
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RANT
Pittsburgh vs. Baltimore and the Revenge Game We Deserve
By Smigoversen
December 02, 2014
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OPINION
Attention NFL Coaches: Please Stop Fucking Up My Fantasy Team
By Jimmy Fraturday
November 23, 2014
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OPINION
Adrian Peterson's Career is Over
By Jimmy Fraturday
November 22, 2014
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OPINION
The NFL Sucks at Scheduling "Prime Time" Games
By Jimmy Fraturday
November 16, 2014
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OPINION
Kim Kardashian's Broken Ass Internet
By Smigoversen
November 12, 2014
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OPINION
The Jets are Beating the Steelers This Week
By Jimmy Fraturday
November 07, 2014
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OPINION
Julius Randle's Broken Leg Ended LA's Season But Started A New Game
By Smigoversen
October 30, 2014
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OPINION
Getting the Most Out of Fantasy Football: Gambling Edition
By Jimmy Fraturday
October 29, 2014
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SCORE
The Score: Dudefest's NFL Preview: Week 2 Edition
By Smigoversen
September 11, 2014
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GUYDE
Dudefest Guyde To: Living Beyond Your Means
By Len Knish
September 09, 2014
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OPINION
Basic Bitches
By Sliz
September 07, 2014
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GUYDE
Dudefest Guyde To: Ruining a Nice Evening Out
By Jimmy Fraturday
September 06, 2014
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OPINION
On Wes Welker, Molly, and the Kentucky Fucking Derby
By Smigoversen
September 05, 2014
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SCORE
The Score: Dudefest's NFL Preview: Week 1 Edition
By Smigoversen
September 04, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Don't get your hopes up about science enabling you to live forever. Do get your hopes up about pleasure bots and mega viagra.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
“ What's in the box? „
— Detective David Mills, 1995
THING OF THE DAY
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"Just Saying"
A magical incantation akin to "Abracadabra" or "No Offense," "Just Saying" is a hex concocted by some evil 8th grade geniuses who wanted to say awful things to each other’s faces without facing any social repercussions. This spell enables its conjurors to say whatever fucked up shit they want and get away scot-free, as if their lips had just involuntarily farted the words out. No true dude has every said this.