If you want to look cooler, just put on sunglasses. The darker the room you're in is, the cooler you'll look.

There is no type of facial hair more dudefest than a Tom Selleck-style mustache. A mustache done right says, "I am man. Hear me drink." The mustache is the only facial hair with a dedicated month (Movember), and was the facial hair of choice for Frank Zappa, Lando Calrissian, and of course, Theodore Roosevelt.

2007: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is published. The series ends, and with it, our childhoods.

1985: Guns 'N Roses release their seminal album Appetite for Destruction, which goes on to go platinum 18 times.

1519: Five ships under the command of Ferdinand Magellan leave Spain to circumnavigate the world. Magellan doesn't make it, but some in his crew do.