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If you are fleeing the scene of an explosion, never look back. John McClane never looks back and that is an example you should follow.
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If there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
George Carlin, 2001
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Goatee
The goatee is a facial hair styling covering the upper lip, the crest of the chin, the soul patch and the "connectors" in between. It was probably worn most consistently by male cubicle workers in the 1995-2003 Gotezoic Era of Facial Hair. Usually pulled off well by a villain, especially an evil twin. Goatees are sometimes used in an attempt to firm up an otherwise weak or wobbly jawline, which, we can safely say, always fails. Don't do a goatee if you can’t handle it.