Don't forget to look up. If cartoons have taught us anything, it's that you could be seconds away from being crushed by a falling piano or safe.

Redux Beverages did its damnedest to pack as much caffeine as scientifically possible into one little can. And then out of pure spite for every stand up citizen alive named their drink Cocaine. The ever party pooping Food and Drug Administration pulled the rug out in just about a year on Cocaine forcing a name change to No Name, which isn't a passive aggressive reaction at all.

2012: Michael Phelps breaks the record for most medals won at the Olympics. The person in 2nd has 18 total. Phelps has 18 Golds.