ABOUT DUDEFEST

If you're on the About page of Dudefest.com, you probably have one of two multi-part questions. 1. What the hell is "dudefest", and why do these jackasses keep talking about it so much? 2. What the hell is "Dudefest.com", and why do I find it so intriguing? Well, dear visitor, you've lucked out, because we have answers to your question.

 

"Dudefest" is a word that has been used to describe heavy metal festivals, Big Lebowski viewing events, and when there are too many dudes (not possible) at a party. We here at Dudefest.com have a different definition.

 

dudefest [dood-fest]

noun

1. an assembly or gathering of dudes engaged in a common activity

2. a celebration of dudes, guys, or masculine events, activities, characteristics

3. an action or occurrence to which dudes are generally attracted

adjective

4. having qualities traditionally ascribed to dudes

5. exhibiting characteristics or traits considered masculine, manly, dudely, or dudish

6. pertaining to or suitable for dudes

 

The Dudefest.com dudes use the word "dudefest" a butt ton because it's a catch-all word for stuff we consider dudely. It's as simple as that. What's the best movie? The worst TV show? The most exciting sport? The handsomest man? The greatest band? Hell if we know. You don't know either. We'll even wager there isn't a single human being who can answer any of those questions. But, do you know what we CAN answer? What's the most dudefest beverage? Beer. What's the most dudefest kind of food? Bacon. What's the most dudefest movie? Well, we'll let you decide. Dudefest is a word our generation has made up, so we can be the ones to define it.

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Mustaches
There is no type of facial hair more dudefest than a Tom Selleck-style mustache. A mustache done right says, "I am man. Hear me drink." The mustache is the only facial hair with a dedicated month (Movember), and was the facial hair of choice for Frank Zappa, Lando Calrissian, and of course, Theodore Roosevelt.