ABOUT DUDEFEST

If you're on the About page of Dudefest.com, you probably have one of two multi-part questions. 1. What the hell is "dudefest", and why do these jackasses keep talking about it so much? 2. What the hell is "Dudefest.com", and why do I find it so intriguing? Well, dear visitor, you've lucked out, because we have answers to your question.

 

"Dudefest" is a word that has been used to describe heavy metal festivals, Big Lebowski viewing events, and when there are too many dudes (not possible) at a party. We here at Dudefest.com have a different definition.

 

dudefest [dood-fest]

noun

1. an assembly or gathering of dudes engaged in a common activity

2. a celebration of dudes, guys, or masculine events, activities, characteristics

3. an action or occurrence to which dudes are generally attracted

adjective

4. having qualities traditionally ascribed to dudes

5. exhibiting characteristics or traits considered masculine, manly, dudely, or dudish

6. pertaining to or suitable for dudes

 

The Dudefest.com dudes use the word "dudefest" a butt ton because it's a catch-all word for stuff we consider dudely. It's as simple as that. What's the best movie? The worst TV show? The most exciting sport? The handsomest man? The greatest band? Hell if we know. You don't know either. We'll even wager there isn't a single human being who can answer any of those questions. But, do you know what we CAN answer? What's the most dudefest beverage? Beer. What's the most dudefest kind of food? Bacon. What's the most dudefest movie? Well, we'll let you decide. Dudefest is a word our generation has made up, so we can be the ones to define it.

Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you want to seem like a badass, honk your car horn all the time, no matter where you are or what time of night it is. How will people know how badass you are if they sleep through you driving by?
VIDEO OF THE DAY
The Ding Dong Song
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Ten million years from now, when the sun burns out and the earth is just a frozen snowball hurling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.
Tug McGraw, On his "Frozen Snowball" theory of pitching, 1978
THING OF THE DAY
640px contrasting tree types coexist in a forest
Trees
Why are trees so badass? Well first off, they're one of the top five sources of shade in forests. Secondly, you can get apples from certain types of trees. Thirdly, they combined with apples to help Newton with his discovery of gravity. That's kind of related to the second one we guess.