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Find the Pickle: 2014 NBA Playoffs Edition
Ram Jam
June 05, 2014

10. Join the Band

Difficulty: Intermediate

Kevin is practicing his maracas. A shk-shk-ah-shk-shk... ole!

 

 

9. Assholes in the Pickle Gallery

Difficulty: Hard

Watch out, there are four pickles in this one. And just because the King does it, doesn't mean it's cool for anyone to try.

 

 

8. Paulie in a Pickle

Difficulty: Easy

Chris is struggling with a fresh-dunked cuke, and Stephen wants to cop a feel.

 

 

7. Ahoy, the Briny Sea

Difficulty: Intermediate

Jeremy is having difficulty reading the defense through his bright green telescope.

 

 

6. The Kosher Kiss

Difficulty: Intermediate

As Pero and David put aside their quarrelling to corral some loose spears, the Macedonian brings out his special move.

 

 

5. That's not a Baguette!

Difficulty: Easy

Wrong sport, Tony.

 

 

4. The Hungry Harden

Difficulty: Intermediate

James loves his mid-game snacks, but he is always careful to keep his beard's pH above 7.

 

 

3. The Blood-lust Bound

Difficulty: Hard

Hey. Gimme that pickle baby. NOW!

 

 

2. Jaws

Difficulty: Intermediate

Tim wants my pickle prize. I know he's around here somewhere...

 

 

1. The Kosher K.O.

Difficulty: Easy

Finish Him. NAGHHWGAGAHAGAGHNNNNNN!

 

Ryan drives a weinermobile to work. He might stop by your place if you ask.

8 Comments
06-09-2014 | 2:55 PM
you should definitely incorporate some gherkin easter eggs
06-05-2014 | 10:00 PM
I would let Katy Perry find my pickle
06-05-2014 | 10:00 PM
I hope she see's this next time she logs on
06-06-2014 | 11:17 AM
She probably won't log in again.
06-05-2014 | 5:50 PM
i don't think 7 actually had a pickle in it! i refuse to believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-05-2014 | 1:31 PM
Hey what kind of a dumbass wrote this thing, it should read NBA Playoffs 2014.
06-05-2014 | 1:22 PM
Blake Griffin's K.O. move should be titled The Dill Driver. Or the Power Knob. OR the Lurkin Gherkin.
06-05-2014 | 10:28 AM
#9 had so many pickles it took me so long to find all the pickles in tht one
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