EXCELLENT LIFE ADVICE FROM JIMMY FRATURDAY
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Jimmy Fraturday
February 15, 2014

Congratulations my internet friends, I’m doing you another solid. But don’t worry, there is no need to thank me. I’m about to not only entertain you, but I’m also going to give you a new drinking game to try out this weekend.

 

Trips home from college usually meant a break from the shenanigans for a few days or a week. But you could bet your ass that when we got back we were ready to start raising hell again. It also meant that we were returning to the quad dorm room with plenty of supplies. Each one of us at one point graced the room with a big box full of communal liquor. After October break we returned to the quad and had a box of shitty booze to get through. There were a lot of plastic handles of liquor.

 

To take care of all the booze, we came up with a brand new game. The exact origins of this game are hazy, as the invention of most drinking games are I would imagine. We started playing a game that we have since dubbed “Huck the Handle”. The rules are simple and it works a lot like tag. One person has the handle and carries it around with them, with the cap ON. When they see another player, they have to make eye contact with him or her before throwing the handle of booze at them. Use your best judgment when throwing the handle. Remember that full handles to the balls really, really hurt, and this game is supposed to be fun. So be careful.

 

If the handle hits them and they don’t catch it, they have to get down on one knee and take a pull out of the bottle. They then become “it”. If your opponent catches the handle that you’ve thrown, you have to take a knee and a pull from the handle, and you are still “it”.I’d suggest you play this game at your next house party. It is the most fun when people are distracted by other goings on, so I wouldn’t suggest it as a “pregame”  activity. Have fun and remember not to kill or hurt anybody.

 

*If you play this game and get hurt, it is not the responsibility of the writer, the website or anyone else other than the people playing the game.

Jimmy Fraturday can't remember the last time he turned down a shot. If you remember send him an email.

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