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February 15, 2017

Like many people, my Twitter timeline is way too political right now. I need a break every now and then. Thankfully a new account recently came into my life. Like many people, I love Law & Order: SVU. It might be my second favorite show (after Jeopardy). And like most fans of the show, I especially love Detective Finn Tutuola played by Ice-T. I think John Mulaney put it best in his special New In Town.

 

 

The fact that this man hasn't won an Emmy is one of the biggest snubs of all time. It's very frustrating because his partner Detective Munch has appeared in several other series. The possibilities are endless. Could you imagine Ice-T teaming up with Monk to solve a mystery? Or joining forces with the Green Arrow? It doesn't matter who you pair him with, the show gets infinitely more interesting.

 

While we won't get to explore these dream buddy cop scenarios, the Twitterbot @icetsvu created by Steve Cvar (@vgan) is creating new adventures for TV's greatest detective. Every six hours, the bot tweets an image macro with closed captions describing a new party drug and how it affected the victim. The scenarios involve waking up in unexpected places covered in unexpected things, being handcuffed to something, or being forced to work in odd, highly specific forms of prostitution. We've put together a list of some of our favorites: Enjoy!

 

 

 

Smigoversen would like to stress that just because he watches a show that is always about rape and sometimes also murder, he doesn't do either of those things.

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