COMING SOON TO DUDEFEST.COM

You're probably asking yourself, are these guys just going to post a bunch of articles until the end of time? Well, yes and no. Articles will be posted until the end of time (every action movie ever won't review itself), but it won't be the only thing we do. Eventually we'll be moving into the territories of merchandise, voting, videos, etc.

 

Note that we said eventually. To start, we'll be taking a bit more of an incremental approach as we build our team and figure out the best path towards Internet domination. Here are some things we'll be adding to the site soon:

 

Merchandise

Petting Zoo

Dudefest Moon Base

Dudefest Super PAC

Cutting Edge Research

 

Check this page periodically for more information, because we'll keep it updated with upcoming changes to the site.

Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you want to seem like a badass, honk your car horn all the time, no matter where you are or what time of night it is. How will people know how badass you are if they sleep through you driving by?
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Macho Man
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum.
George Nada, in the movie THEY LIVE, 1988
THING OF THE DAY
Sumo suits posing
Sumo Wrestling
Sumo wrestlers may just look like fat guys in diapers pushing each other, but they're actually incredibly strong athletes that all devote their lives to the sumo lifestyle. Where they live, what they eat, and what they do is all heavily regimented. The goal of sumo wrestling is to either push the other guy out of the circle or knock him over, a classic "who's stronger" competition. It's recently come under fire for being almost laughably corrupt, making it just like every other major sport.