COMING SOON TO DUDEFEST.COM

You're probably asking yourself, are these guys just going to post a bunch of articles until the end of time? Well, yes and no. Articles will be posted until the end of time (every action movie ever won't review itself), but it won't be the only thing we do. Eventually we'll be moving into the territories of merchandise, voting, videos, etc.

 

Note that we said eventually. To start, we'll be taking a bit more of an incremental approach as we build our team and figure out the best path towards Internet domination. Here are some things we'll be adding to the site soon:

 

Merchandise

Petting Zoo

Dudefest Moon Base

Dudefest Super PAC

Cutting Edge Research

 

Check this page periodically for more information, because we'll keep it updated with upcoming changes to the site.

Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you are fleeing the scene of an explosion, never look back. John McClane never looks back and that is an example you should follow.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
“ If there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. „
— George Carlin, 2001
THING OF THE DAY
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Goatee
The goatee is a facial hair styling covering the upper lip, the crest of the chin, the soul patch and the "connectors" in between. It was probably worn most consistently by male cubicle workers in the 1995-2003 Gotezoic Era of Facial Hair. Usually pulled off well by a villain, especially an evil twin. Goatees are sometimes used in an attempt to firm up an otherwise weak or wobbly jawline, which, we can safely say, always fails. Don't do a goatee if you can’t handle it.