COMING SOON TO DUDEFEST.COM

You're probably asking yourself, are these guys just going to post a bunch of articles until the end of time? Well, yes and no. Articles will be posted until the end of time (every action movie ever won't review itself), but it won't be the only thing we do. Eventually we'll be moving into the territories of merchandise, voting, videos, etc.

 

Note that we said eventually. To start, we'll be taking a bit more of an incremental approach as we build our team and figure out the best path towards Internet domination. Here are some things we'll be adding to the site soon:

 

Merchandise

Petting Zoo

Dudefest Moon Base

Dudefest Super PAC

Cutting Edge Research

 

Check this page periodically for more information, because we'll keep it updated with upcoming changes to the site.

Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Always get a clown for your friends' birthdays, even if they specifically request not to have one. Everyone loves clowns. Magicians are acceptable but not ideal.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Trick Plays in College Football
QUOTE OF THE DAY
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.
George W. Bush, 2002
THING OF THE DAY
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Eggs
Yes they come from a uterus, which as dudes, we are kind of grossed out by. But the real beauty is how anyone could have known that eggs (from birds) are fucking delicious. Scrambled, fried, poached, raw in a glass, any which way you cook 'em, they taste great, and have the protein us dudes need to get swole.