COMING SOON TO DUDEFEST.COM

You're probably asking yourself, are these guys just going to post a bunch of articles until the end of time? Well, yes and no. Articles will be posted until the end of time (every action movie ever won't review itself), but it won't be the only thing we do. Eventually we'll be moving into the territories of merchandise, voting, videos, etc.

 

Note that we said eventually. To start, we'll be taking a bit more of an incremental approach as we build our team and figure out the best path towards Internet domination. Here are some things we'll be adding to the site soon:

 

Merchandise

Petting Zoo

Dudefest Moon Base

Dudefest Super PAC

Cutting Edge Research

 

Check this page periodically for more information, because we'll keep it updated with upcoming changes to the site.

Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If she tells you she has a nipple piercing, the only correct response is "prove it."
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Bill Gates Jumpin' Chairs
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Michael Crichton, 2004
THING OF THE DAY
Stock footage man pointing at the camera against white background
Not being wrong
Dudes are always right. Always. We often let the fairer sex believe that they are in right, but that's only because we know for a fact that were the right ones. It gets tiresome being so awesome all the time and getting all that praise, so let her "win" once in a while. We all know who the real winner really is.