Hey Dudes,


You're badass right? You're down, you're with it, you're hip, and we get it. You rock. So we think we can use you. Right now we’re a group of about 10 dudes working on creating the all-original, all-dudefest content, but to be honest, we’re always looking for new writers.


So, if you think that contributing to Dudefest is the way you want to serve your country, then let us know. We'll even go out on a limb and say that there is no such thing as too little writing experience if you want to write for us. So give it a try. We're taking submissions RIGHT NOW, and are willing to look at anything you got, whether it's a suggestion for Daily Dudefest content, or a Movie Review, or even an idea for a new Article. We'd love to hear from you, and if it's true dudefest material, we'll throw it up on the site. Email us at if you have any interest and we’ll help you get started.


On another note, we could also could use help with the technical and coding aspects of running the site. We use Ruby On Rails because a certain tall, thin guy who works for the site likes it a lot. If you have any experience with it and would like to work with it, send an email to

Daily Dose of Dudefest
If you're watching TV, or just chilling, you're gonna be way more comfortable with your hand in your pants. It's not gross or sexual, it's just comforting.
Lonely Island Spring Break
It's not so much what you do, but the way in which you do it. I can slap you on the back and it can be a wonderful thing, if it's done with joy. But if I slap you on the back just as you're coming out of the elevator, and I've had too much to drink, it's a completely different thing.
Bill Murray, 2013
Marge simpson
Escalating Conflict
Whenever you're starting to get in a mild disagreement with someone, pepper your speech with really extreme insults and threats to up the ante. Everything gets more exciting with each up the ante gets.