Hey Dudes,


You're badass right? You're down, you're with it, you're hip, and we get it. You rock. So we think we can use you. Right now we’re a group of about 10 dudes working on creating the all-original, all-dudefest content, but to be honest, we’re always looking for new writers.


So, if you think that contributing to Dudefest is the way you want to serve your country, then let us know. We'll even go out on a limb and say that there is no such thing as too little writing experience if you want to write for us. So give it a try. We're taking submissions RIGHT NOW, and are willing to look at anything you got, whether it's a suggestion for Daily Dudefest content, or a Movie Review, or even an idea for a new Article. We'd love to hear from you, and if it's true dudefest material, we'll throw it up on the site. Email us at if you have any interest and we’ll help you get started.


On another note, we could also could use help with the technical and coding aspects of running the site. We use Ruby On Rails because a certain tall, thin guy who works for the site likes it a lot. If you have any experience with it and would like to work with it, send an email to

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Sumo Wrestling
Sumo wrestlers may just look like fat guys in diapers pushing each other, but they're actually incredibly strong athletes that all devote their lives to the sumo lifestyle. Where they live, what they eat, and what they do is all heavily regimented. The goal of sumo wrestling is to either push the other guy out of the circle or knock him over, a classic "who's stronger" competition. It's recently come under fire for being almost laughably corrupt, making it just like every other major sport.