If you're trying to subliminally plant the desire to S your D in girls' brains, try buying some cacti and describing them as succulents. You'll sound smart and like you need a beej.

You did it when you were a kid no problem. So be a man and dig deep into Mother Nature, then smash that nutrient-rich worm crap straight into your mouth-hole.

1957: Baseball owners vote to allow the Dodgers and the Giants to move from New York to LA and San Francisco. New Yorkers still haven't recovered.

1888: Pro football, baseball and basketball player, Olympic gold medalist in pentathlon and decathlon, and ballroom dance champion Jim Thorpe is maybe born.