Any food that can be eaten with your hands, should be. (Yeah we're talking to you, fork-knife pizza-bitches.)

While one of the most common misconceived members of the village people is the Fireman (meaning there isn't actually a Fireman in the group), Regardless, firemen are pretty Dudefest. They play with big hoses, dress in colors, and slide down stripper poles all day long. Pretty effeminate, yet also very Dudefest. In addition, they save lives.

1848: The New York Herald first reports of gold in California, leading to the California Gold Rush. Like a 100 years later, a sick football team is born.