If you want a pet badly, always remember that you can get crabs free of charge. They don't need food, water, or a leash.

Chugging is probably the most efficient way to hydrate. Open up your throat and let that sweet liquid slide down as fast as humanly possible. Chugging is frequently used as a measure of masculinity, and for good reason—wait, no, not really. Chugging doesn't really come in handy in the wild. It won't help you kill bears.

1990: The largest and most complete Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton found to date is discovered. They name it Sue.