Getting a beer gut? Whatever, you were never that good-looking anyway.

Sin City. The Entertainment Capital of the World. The Big Sleazy (probably). A seedy, disgusting city where prostitution, gambling, and drinking on the street are not only legal, but encouraged. Also the city where several of our writers have almost died, on several occasions, for a myriad of different reasons. If you get a chance, go. You'll love it.

2011: The repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy goes into effect, allowing gay men and women to serve openly for the first time. Ultimate Dudefest.