THE ONE (2001)
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Dudes
Jet Li
Hank Schrader
Jason Statham
that guy from that thing
that black cop
that girl who you recognize who is kinda hot
that other guy
also Jet Li, Jet Li, Jet Li, Jet Li, Jet Li, Jet Li, Jet Li, Jet Li, etc., and Jet Li.
By Evan Finkle
February 06, 2014

If you thought 127 dresses was two too many dresses, then this is the movie for you. Oh, and also all the dresses are Jet Li. Essentially the movie takes place in the multi-verse where there are 125 Universes. In one of them, Jet Li, Jason Statham and the black cop guy become Multiverse agents. Jet Li, while patrolling one universe has to kill a version of himself. Multiverse Jet Li finds that after killing himself, he finds he’s grown a little bit stronger. (Math-wise he should have been been 1/125th as strong as before?) The power is absorbed by all the Jet Li’s, not just the one who commits the murder. If I were in his shoes, I think I would find that hard to notice, but Jet Li doesn’t apparently, and decides to go on a killing rampage trying to absorb as much of his own power as he can.

 

122 murders later, one massive chase scene ensues, where Bad Jet Li (the murdurous one) tries to kill Good Jet Li (the one who knows nothing of the other universes). Good Jet Li and Jason Statham team up for the first time since THE EXPENDABLES to try to capture the bad Jet Li. Along this 60 minute chase, good Jet Li’s wife is killed by bad Jet Li, giving him a reason to kill, Jason Statham's partner is killed, we find out that in this universe gas costs $1.40 in 2001 (the year the movie came out).

 

The Final Fight scene happens in an abandoned warehouse (naturally) with a fair amount of explosions, and all the fighting is between Jet Li and Jet Li. Jason Statham pretty much is useless except sending both Jet Li’s back to the universe chasing after the Bad Jet Li. For most of the fight the Jet Li’s are distinguishable because the bad one takes off his overalls (and by the way who the hell wears overalls) but right before the transfer, the good Jet Li’s overalls get removed as well. HOW WILL THEY KNOW!?!?!?!

 

Welp, (SPOILER ALERT) Jason Statham recognizes that the good Jet Li has a tan line where his wedding ring used to be.

The movie ends with the Good Jet Li being sent to a universe where he re-meets his wife, and the Bad Jet Li being sent to a universe where he gets to fight a shit ton of dudes in some sort of king of the hill, agrocrag, death match, where he’ll always win, because he still is super powerful? Idk, pretty shitty resolution / no real resolution at all.

Sometimes a dudes' gotta pee...

R A T I N G S
4.5
The soundtrack adds an extra .5, (with golden tracks like Down With The Sickness and other hard 90s rock ballads) but besides the music, meh? some interesting slow-mo filming
5
Half of the film is Jet Li fighting Jet Li, and the other half is Jet Li fighting other people. From what I’ve gathered, that’s a pretty standard Jet Li movie.
5
Pretty standard early 2000s action movie. There was some good fighting, but a lot of it was cheesy as hell too. But Jet Li is a badass, and +1 for Jason Statham playing Jason Statham before that was really a thing.
8
Jet Li’s best costar is Jet Li. And that’s the second best thing to Bruce Lee being Jet Li’s costar.
4.5
Jet Li. Much better JetLi than any other movie where the JetLi main characters are played by the same JetLi person, with the exception of the NUTTY JetLi PROFESSOR. JetLi
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