I can't give it anything above a zero because then I would have to consider it a real movie.

Just to be safe, don't see it.

Hey, what a great movie. It could only get better with some sequels, right!?

He skateboards, he melts faces on guitar, he gets the girls, and he drives a Delorean––Marty McFly is a first ballot Dudefest Hall of Famer.

I missed seeing this film in theaters because I wasn't born yet.

Kennedy, just go back to the future and see the premiere ...

I paid so little attention to this movie that I didn't realize Marty had stolen Chuck Berry's thunder until my third viewing

This movie was ruined for me by the ads they would air during the 2014 NBA finals. How many times can Ice Cube crack a tall/short or black/white...

"Yes, it's true: this man has no dick" One of my favorite lines of any movie.

Seeing this movie taught me that Arena Football is actually the SECOND shittiest thing with "Arena" in the name.