Super fucking dudefest. Only issue is that they gave control of the slow motion button to guy having a seizure. I think my sense of time got...

If you're going to remake Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde you could at least put some emotional depth into the script.

Considering I thought I was seeing that movie where a kings talks for a while I was pleasantly surprised. Anything with Natalie Portman's ass...

This movie would be rated way way lower if it wasn't for the phenominal depth of Hayden Christensen's acting abilities. His ability to go from...

This shit is for real, I did all three at once and was actually able to get a number for once. It wasn't actually her number but it still counts as...

Hey don't demean your old pal Big Bear malt liquor... RIP

Don't forget to yell "Sparks!" if you see any, and make sure you drink to celebrate the danger

The greatest tragedy of the entire story is the poor sandwich left behind to rot in the fridge, everyone knows hipsters don't eat sandwiches...

Pat Holland is wrong.

Andy-Gator is superior to both the turbodog and the purple haze