BAT SWINGER
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RECENT RATINGS
over 4 years ago
Super fucking dudefest. Only issue is that they gave control of the slow motion button to guy having a seizure. I think my sense of time got...
7.5 for 300
over 4 years ago
If you're going to remake Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde you could at least put some emotional depth into the script.
3.5 for THE INCREDIBLE HULK
over 4 years ago
Considering I thought I was seeing that movie where a kings talks for a while I was pleasantly surprised. Anything with Natalie Portman's ass...
7 for YOUR HIGHNESS
over 4 years ago
This movie would be rated way way lower if it wasn't for the phenominal depth of Hayden Christensen's acting abilities. His ability to go from...
4.5 for STAR WARS: EPISODE III - RETURN OF THE SITH
RECENT COMMENTS
over 4 years ago
This shit is for real, I did all three at once and was actually able to get a number for once. It wasn't actually her number but it still counts as...
on Three Little Tips PART II
over 4 years ago
Hey don't demean your old pal Big Bear malt liquor... RIP
on The Cleanse
over 4 years ago
Don't forget to yell "Sparks!" if you see any, and make sure you drink to celebrate the danger
on Playing Stump
over 4 years ago
The greatest tragedy of the entire story is the poor sandwich left behind to rot in the fridge, everyone knows hipsters don't eat sandwiches...
on The "Free" Cab Ride
almost 5 years ago
Pat Holland is wrong.
on Review of DREDD
almost 5 years ago
Andy-Gator is superior to both the turbodog and the purple haze
on Abita Turbo Dog