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over 6 years ago
Super fucking dudefest. Only issue is that they gave control of the slow motion button to guy having a seizure. I think my sense of time got...
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Bat Swinger
over 6 years ago
If you're going to remake Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde you could at least put some emotional depth into the script.
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK
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over 6 years ago
Considering I thought I was seeing that movie where a kings talks for a while I was pleasantly surprised. Anything with Natalie Portman's ass...
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over 6 years ago
This movie would be rated way way lower if it wasn't for the phenominal depth of Hayden Christensen's acting abilities. His ability to go from...
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STAR WARS: EPISODE III - RETURN OF THE SITH
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over 6 years ago
This shit is for real, I did all three at once and was actually able to get a number for once. It wasn't actually her number but it still counts as...
over 6 years ago
Don't forget to yell "Sparks!" if you see any, and make sure you drink to celebrate the danger
over 6 years ago
The greatest tragedy of the entire story is the poor sandwich left behind to rot in the fridge, everyone knows hipsters don't eat sandwiches...
almost 7 years ago
Andy-Gator is superior to both the turbodog and the purple haze