Throwing your trash away is for hippies. Just leave it on the ground. Mother Nature takes care of herself; that's what raccoons are for.

Something dudes never stop the car to ask for. Dudes should always be prepared to give directions to passing females, especially if they rate a 7 out of 10 or higher. If you need to look more authoritative while giving directions, consult a compass regardless of other circumstances.

1915: Singer and mob affiliate whoops sorry we mean actor we guess Frank Sinatra is born Hobo Kin (spelled Hoboken), New Jersey.