Always do a safety wipe after a dump, even if you think you don't need to. It might save your life.

Run by dudes, for dudes, nothing makes you feel like a man quite like going to a barber. He's like a bartender—treats you right, respects regulars, and never fails to provide entertaining conversation. Plus, if you really want to look at some porn while you wait, most of them do have Playboys in the magazine rack. Barbershops are so integral to being manly that they have them on submarines and battleships. If you've never gotten your haircut by a barber, you're missing out. Fuck Supercuts.

1959: Hawaii officially becomes a state to drop vacation rates for rich people, and because 50 is a rounder number than 49.