This dude is named Evan but his last name is too funny for people to not call him it. People say he's known for his cunning, agility, and hair, and when he gets his hair cut, he's just known for being an all right dude. He's in his 7th year of college and has begun making plans for graduation. Ideally he plans to enter the workforce in the meatpacking industry. Evan describes himself as calm, an idiot, not Jewish, and happy to be duding out at the dudefest.
He just ate a Rice Krispie treat, and recommends you do the same. Its fucking sugary goodness for your mouth. He likes sour beer, is 5'10", and is asthmatic. Don't fuck with him or he'll asthma attack the shit out of you. (Yeah he's talking to you, cats and mold).
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Master of Uncertainty
B I O
Shit Written By Evan Finkle
May 08, 2014
Kennedy, just go back to the future and see the premiere ...
8.5 for BACK TO THE FUTURE
I like when the old timey footage of Tony's dad is used. It reminds me of Disney / Steampunk shit.
7 for IRON MANG DEUX
The image we chose for this movie makes me wish that Iron Man made it into PACIFIC RIM. Giant Iron Man would be the shit.
8 for IRON MANG TRES
While I enjoyed the music as a stand alone album, I felt it was forced into the script, and the movie should have been a straight disney movie...
4 for FROZEN
I always hated Tobey Maguire... That's all I have to say about that.
6 for SPIDER-MAN 1: SPIDER-MAN
Although I'm "not Jewish", Hitler definitely would have killed me if he had the chance. This movie makes me feel a little better about it.
9 for INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
The actor who plays Steve The Pirate has never had a bad role. He's so fucking funny.
8.5 for DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY
A) Shut Up Joe B) Jimmy had me drink one of these a couple summers ago and it ALSO became MY drink of choice. I highly recommend on a hot summers...
First things first, I watched the vid with my 3D glasses on and I vomited. After I took them off to avoid extreme nausea, I noticed your air...
As long as the games aren't at 7 in the morning, I'd consider coming, lol.