FRITZ TAMARACK
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Fritz is your typical Dickbutt. He enjoys putzing around on his Razor scooter and eating mac and cheese, but instead of mac it's poop and instead of cheese it's mac. Fritz tends to limit all of his writing to 140 characters, not because it's the Twitter limit, but because he's not smart enough to write any more. Fritz is chronically single and looking for love. But not from you; you can go fuck yourself.
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RECENT RATINGS
about 5 years ago
THIS MOVIE
10 for THE DEPARTED
about 5 years ago
Where can I get one of those codpiece pumps?
8 for DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY
about 5 years ago
I didn't even read this thing! OR WATCH THE MOVIE! But I saw the first one so I think I get it.
7.5 for IRON MANG TRES
about 5 years ago
I didn't even see this movie, well I saw the trailer and the first one so thats basically it right?
8 for IRON MANG DEUX
about 5 years ago
This move never gets old, and I will always want an Iron Mang suit of my own. Mostly because I'm embarrassed by my physique and the suit seems to...
8.5 for IRON MANG
about 5 years ago
This movie gets points for all of the fake science, explosions, and parking lots. Minus points for having actually been made. Simon Pegg is...
6 for MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL
about 5 years ago
This movie's title is perfect. This movie's movie is garbage. I can't say I hated it though, because I was certainly entertained.
6 for HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN
about 5 years ago
Why is Neo such a little bitch until the last 30 minutes? This flick is dudefest as fuck though, so what about a sequel?
9 for THE MATRIX
about 5 years ago
Not as good as SNATCH, but fuck, I loved it. Dudes, guns, smoking, swearing, what else do you need (besides more subtitles)?
8 for LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS
about 5 years ago
ROCKY won the best picture Oscar in 1977 and I think the Academy should have taken this opportunity to model all future Oscar statues after Rocky's...
8.5 for ROCKY