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The Missing Link
B I O
Fritz is your typical Dickbutt. He enjoys putzing around on his Razor scooter and eating mac and cheese, but instead of mac it's poop and instead of cheese it's mac. Fritz tends to limit all of his writing to 140 characters, not because it's the Twitter limit, but because he's not smart enough to write any more. Fritz is chronically single and looking for love. But not from you; you can go fuck yourself.
Where can I get one of those codpiece pumps?
I didn't even read this thing! OR WATCH THE MOVIE! But I saw the first one so I think I get it.
7.5 for IRON MANG TRES
I didn't even see this movie, well I saw the trailer and the first one so thats basically it right?
8 for IRON MANG DEUX
This move never gets old, and I will always want an Iron Mang suit of my own. Mostly because I'm embarrassed by my physique and the suit seems to...
8.5 for IRON MANG
This movie gets points for all of the fake science, explosions, and parking lots. Minus points for having actually been made. Simon Pegg is...
This movie's title is perfect. This movie's movie is garbage. I can't say I hated it though, because I was certainly entertained.
6 for HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN
Why is Neo such a little bitch until the last 30 minutes? This flick is dudefest as fuck though, so what about a sequel?
9 for THE MATRIX
Not as good as SNATCH, but fuck, I loved it. Dudes, guns, smoking, swearing, what else do you need (besides more subtitles)?