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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Don't do crack.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
The Tong Master
QUOTE OF THE DAY
My balls, your face.
Duke Nukem, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
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Chugging
Chugging is probably the most efficient way to hydrate. Open up your throat and let that sweet liquid slide down as fast as humanly possible. Chugging is frequently used as a measure of masculinity, and for good reason—wait, no, not really. Chugging doesn't really come in handy in the wild. It won't help you kill bears.