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B I O
Jimmy hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Once you graduate high school, the only acceptable way to receive an HJ is over the pants. Why? Because you deserve to get semen in your pants.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
James Brown - Best dancer ever
QUOTE OF THE DAY
We're men. That means a few things—we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky.
Dale Doback, 2008
THING OF THE DAY
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Bromance
Just as moisture is the essence of the essence of beauty, bromance is the essence of Dudefest. Butch Cassidy had the Sundace Kid, Mr. T had the A Team, and Andy Dufresne had Red. Men rely on other men for alley-oops, manning tanks, and high fiving, and a strong male friendship is something that every dude must have in order to truly be a man.