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Lady Pants hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
This is my go-to guide for making men uncomfortable at Golden Corral. Thanks dudefest.com!
Stop trying to box us in, man. Labels only bring all of us down. Peace out.
Blake Griffin's K.O. move should be titled The Dill Driver. Or the Power Knob. OR the Lurkin Gherkin.
I bet Pat isn't even that tall...
I know the Darth Vader is Luke's dad because my ex-boyfriend used to watch this movie when I was blowing him
Silly Cougartown, pickles aren't fruit!