MATT STOKE
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B I O
Matt discovered Dudefest in the summer of 2006, and hasn't been the same since. Matt is an avid spelunker placing third in the 2013 Worlds. He has also dedicated his time to helping impoverished children in Sri Lanka through dudefest outreach such as sports tickets, lessons in hunting techniques, extended conversations on the virtues of the opposite sex, and the many advantages of fire.
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August 25, 2014
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Recent Activity
RECENT RATINGS
Matt Stoke
about 6 years ago
God damn I love Anna Kendrick. This movie is dope because she is in it a lot.
7.5
for
PITCH PERFECT
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
I've never seen it...but if Hayden Christensen isn't in it (digitally or otherwise) it's gotta be better than the prequels, right?
4
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STAR WARS: EPISODE IV.V - THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
By this point I had grown up a few years and started to realize the prequel trilogy was becoming a real letdown...
2.5
for
STAR WARS: EPISODE II - CLONE ATTACK
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
I'm fairly certain my brother and I tried to learn the entire ending lightsaber battle with our plastic ones in an attempt to shove the rest of the...
4
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STAR WARS: EPISODE III - RETURN OF THE SITH
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
I went on vacation to the Redwood Forest once and was severely disappointed by the lack of ewoks running around California.
9
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STAR WARS: EPISODE VI - REVENGE OF THE JEDI
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
Is this the one where Harrison Ford shoots the swordsman? Cause that is absolutely one of the most dudefest moments in cinematic history.
8.5
for
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
Great film. Solid acting, great twists. I watched this movie with some other dudes and it was great. See it.
9
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PRISONERS
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
10 for sure. No question about it. If only Irvin Kershner had directed the prequels. Then we'd have something I'd be proud to show my kids in 20...
10
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STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
Great genre-changing-decade-defining-independently-made-game-changing-name-taking-booty-shaking-love-making-heart-stopping-film that still is...
10
for
STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE
Matt Stoke
over 6 years ago
Fantastic revenge film. But for the lack of dudes and explosions it might garner a 10. Uma Thurman is hot.
9
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KILL BILL: VOLUME 1
RECENT COMMENTS
over 6 years ago
Finally some points for Yigritte. Maybe I'll bust out of last place this week.
over 6 years ago
Hey Jocker,
The series is a best of 7 so it takes at least 4 wins to clinch the title.
over 6 years ago
Joe, I believe you are the only one here actively attempting to look like a hacker. Good for you bud, good for you.
over 6 years ago
Fraturday, you almost get arrested every time you leave the house. This is nothing special.
over 6 years ago
Not sure how I can plan ahead for this coming week when it seems like nobody is consistent in this game. Tyrion Lannister near the bottom on week...
over 6 years ago
They were in New York and Spiderman just decided not to help out? What a fucking prick!
over 6 years ago
I used the chord pictured in photo number two, but it just caused my lady friend to walk away from me. Can you tell me what I did wrong?