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Scrooge hates Christmas. Fuck your cooked goose.
He skateboards, he melts faces on guitar, he gets the girls, and he drives a Delorean––Marty McFly is a first ballot Dudefest Hall of Famer.
9.5 for BACK TO THE FUTURE
Substantially less dudefest than it's predecessor, mostly because the core four don't hang out as much. Also, Brick's love story––could not care...
6 for ANCHORMAN 2
This movie only reinforced my prejudice about extraterresterials––they're all huge pussies who can't handle a little pollution.
2.5 for WAR OF THE WORLDS
Dick jokes were par at best. Oh and for you Portman fans, I got two sad words for you: butt double.
5 for YOUR HIGHNESS
Anyone who dislikes this movie is dead inside. And to me.
9.5 for THE AVENGERS
Watched this with my mom. Huge mistake. Subsequent viewings without her present have been far superior experiences.
9 for RESERVOIR DOGS
3:10 TO YUMA is a western that does everything right. It's gritty, violent, and brutal––nothing is fair and no one is safe. Savage dudefest.
8.5 for 3:10 TO YUMA
I could not have been more down for another Shane Black/Robert Downey Jr. collaboration. If you haven't seen KISS KISS BANG BANG, do yourself a...
8 for IRON MANG TRES
Rocky IV is far and away the best Rocky. It's so good, it's barely even a movie––it's a 2 hour long high five.
I heard Tim Duncan's cock is too huge to just tape down during games; he needs a team of 4 dick specialists to wind it up like a firehose.
you should definitely incorporate some gherkin easter eggs