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Scrooge hates Christmas. Fuck your cooked goose.
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RECENT RATINGS
almost 5 years ago
He skateboards, he melts faces on guitar, he gets the girls, and he drives a Delorean––Marty McFly is a first ballot Dudefest Hall of Famer.
9.5 for BACK TO THE FUTURE
about 5 years ago
This is a fantastic date movie.
8.5 for PACIFIC RIM
about 5 years ago
Substantially less dudefest than it's predecessor, mostly because the core four don't hang out as much. Also, Brick's love story––could not care...
6 for ANCHORMAN 2
about 5 years ago
This movie only reinforced my prejudice about extraterresterials––they're all huge pussies who can't handle a little pollution.
2.5 for WAR OF THE WORLDS
about 5 years ago
Dick jokes were par at best. Oh and for you Portman fans, I got two sad words for you: butt double.
5 for YOUR HIGHNESS
about 5 years ago
Anyone who dislikes this movie is dead inside. And to me.
9.5 for THE AVENGERS
about 5 years ago
Watched this with my mom. Huge mistake. Subsequent viewings without her present have been far superior experiences.
9 for RESERVOIR DOGS
about 5 years ago
3:10 TO YUMA is a western that does everything right. It's gritty, violent, and brutal––nothing is fair and no one is safe. Savage dudefest.
8.5 for 3:10 TO YUMA
about 5 years ago
I could not have been more down for another Shane Black/Robert Downey Jr. collaboration. If you haven't seen KISS KISS BANG BANG, do yourself a...
8 for IRON MANG TRES
about 5 years ago
Most times, when I try doing something coordinated, I start by saying "I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar!"
8.5 for SERENITY
RECENT COMMENTS
about 5 years ago
What's the capital of North Dakota?
on Hosting an Orgy
about 5 years ago
Rocky IV is far and away the best Rocky. It's so good, it's barely even a movie––it's a 2 hour long high five.
on Best ROCKY Movies
about 5 years ago
I heard Tim Duncan's cock is too huge to just tape down during games; he needs a team of 4 dick specialists to wind it up like a firehose.
on Tim Duncan - The Big Fundamental
about 5 years ago
This is fucking hilarious, well done Pockets.
on "Football"
about 5 years ago
as opposed to the hot boner of success
on The German Chick
about 5 years ago
^ relevant username
on Picking Up a Cashier
about 5 years ago
you should definitely incorporate some gherkin easter eggs
on Find the Pickle: 2014 NBA Playoffs Edition
about 5 years ago
don't you dare hate on the Baha Men
on Jelly Roll Morton
about 5 years ago
super gross.
on Taking Laxatives
about 5 years ago
Paul Dano is the creepiest dude there ever was.
on Review of PRISONERS