SCROOGE

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Scrooge hates Christmas. Fuck your cooked goose.
Shit Written By Scrooge
July 19, 2014
April 12, 2014
April 08, 2014
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RECENT RATINGS
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
He skateboards, he melts faces on guitar, he gets the girls, and he drives a Delorean––Marty McFly is a first ballot Dudefest Hall of Famer.
9.5
for
BACK TO THE FUTURE
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
This is a fantastic date movie.
8.5
for
PACIFIC RIM
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
Substantially less dudefest than it's predecessor, mostly because the core four don't hang out as much. Also, Brick's love story––could not care...
6
for
ANCHORMAN 2
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
This movie only reinforced my prejudice about extraterresterials––they're all huge pussies who can't handle a little pollution.
2.5
for
WAR OF THE WORLDS
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
Dick jokes were par at best. Oh and for you Portman fans, I got two sad words for you: butt double.
5
for
YOUR HIGHNESS
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
Anyone who dislikes this movie is dead inside. And to me.
9.5
for
THE AVENGERS
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
Watched this with my mom. Huge mistake. Subsequent viewings without her present have been far superior experiences.
9
for
RESERVOIR DOGS
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
3:10 TO YUMA is a western that does everything right. It's gritty, violent, and brutal––nothing is fair and no one is safe. Savage dudefest.
8.5
for
3:10 TO YUMA
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
I could not have been more down for another Shane Black/Robert Downey Jr. collaboration. If you haven't seen KISS KISS BANG BANG, do yourself a...
8
for
IRON MANG TRES
Scrooge
almost 8 years ago
Most times, when I try doing something coordinated, I start by saying "I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar!"
8.5
for
SERENITY
RECENT COMMENTS
almost 8 years ago
Rocky IV is far and away the best Rocky. It's so good, it's barely even a movie––it's a 2 hour long high five.
almost 8 years ago
I heard Tim Duncan's cock is too huge to just tape down during games; he needs a team of 4 dick specialists to wind it up like a firehose.
almost 8 years ago
you should definitely incorporate some gherkin easter eggs