He skateboards, he melts faces on guitar, he gets the girls, and he drives a Delorean––Marty McFly is a first ballot Dudefest Hall of Famer.

This is a fantastic date movie.

Substantially less dudefest than it's predecessor, mostly because the core four don't hang out as much. Also, Brick's love story––could not care...

This movie only reinforced my prejudice about extraterresterials––they're all huge pussies who can't handle a little pollution.

Dick jokes were par at best. Oh and for you Portman fans, I got two sad words for you: butt double.

Anyone who dislikes this movie is dead inside. And to me.

Watched this with my mom. Huge mistake. Subsequent viewings without her present have been far superior experiences.

3:10 TO YUMA is a western that does everything right. It's gritty, violent, and brutal––nothing is fair and no one is safe. Savage dudefest.

I could not have been more down for another Shane Black/Robert Downey Jr. collaboration. If you haven't seen KISS KISS BANG BANG, do yourself a...

Most times, when I try doing something coordinated, I start by saying "I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar!"

What's the capital of North Dakota?

Rocky IV is far and away the best Rocky. It's so good, it's barely even a movie––it's a 2 hour long high five.

I heard Tim Duncan's cock is too huge to just tape down during games; he needs a team of 4 dick specialists to wind it up like a firehose.

This is fucking hilarious, well done Pockets.

as opposed to the hot boner of success

^ relevant username

you should definitely incorporate some gherkin easter eggs

don't you dare hate on the Baha Men

super gross.

Paul Dano is the creepiest dude there ever was.