Pat Holland joined Dudefest.com out of peer pressure. His first article was pure garbage, and he threw it directly into the trash. All of his subsequent ones were even worse, but since he promised he'd write something, he had no choice but to post them out of guilt.
All of his hilarious opinions and clever sayings are entirely his doing. Anything that you think was stupid or lame is your own fault for obviously misunderstanding him. Please direct all complaints directly to the GROUND, because you suck and Pat's awesome.
This description of the greatest writer in human history has elected to exclude all discussion of his noteworthy sexual prowess (except this one) due to lack of relevance. Seriously, though, the ladies - you don't know what you're missing. (Both ladies that do know what they're missing please ignore this paragraph.)
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Shit Written By Pat Holland
August 24, 2014
June 12, 2014
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March 18, 2014
February 11, 2014
February 09, 2014
Hey, what a great movie. It could only get better with some sequels, right!?
8.5 for BACK TO THE FUTURE
Seeing this movie taught me that Arena Football is actually the SECOND shittiest thing with "Arena" in the name.
1 for ARENA
I went into the theater stoked to see the prequel to 27 DRESSES. I was sorely disappointed.
6 for 22 JUMP STREET
I'm surprised that these movies keep coming out, and keep making money. That said, I can't wait for TRANS5MERS.
The soundtrack needs more P. Diddy, but the rest of the movie had exactly the right amount of Matthew Broderick.
6 for GODZILLA
I'm just really impressed at how good of a shot those apes were, they had never held a gun before
They should have called this movie FREON FLUX, because of how COOL it is! But no, it actually sucks.
2 for ÆON FLUX
JENNIFER LAWRENCE! SHE'S AMAAAAAAZING! Come for the booty, stay because the movie's great.
Did you know that one of the symptoms of an MDMA overdose is double commenting?
It was a huge oversight on my part to not include the chick from the AT&T commercials. The one that plays an AT&T retail store employee. That one....
My theory is that ROCKY IV is why clapping was invented. People loved it so much they couldn't stop giving themselves high fives, and applause was...
I hope you saved that popcorn and soda for later. Throwing it away is wasteful.
Ain't even care. I'd use it right here if the comments allowed adding images.
Here's my newest article: The Dudefest Guyde to Replying to Comments. Step 1: Click "Reply" There is no Step 2
Hey it's not my fault if you don't follow the steps exactly. My shit's foolproof, so obviously you're worse than a fool.