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Begger Of Change
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Born from the flames of a plane crash in 1994, Pockets has been made out of solid gold since. He enjoys long walks on the beach and movies about serial killers. Currently studying Illustration, he prays every night to Cthulu that he will actually be successful at anything. He lives in Brooklyn where you can find him smoking pot.
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RECENT RATINGS
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
Campy though it may be, it was nice to see the REAL story finally told.
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
Jason Statham could fuck my mom and I'd shake his hand afterwards. This movie made that okay with me.
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LOCK, STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
If Denzel had piped Mila Kunis I might've gone a little higher with my rating, (but being blind and able to murder easily is still pretty...
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THE BOOK OF ELI
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
Martin Lawrence became a personal hero of mine for a while after this movie. Really another side of him only Mr. Bay could bring out.
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BAD BOYZ
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
I left the theatre blind with jealous rage. How come only nerds get to turn into half alien freak hybrids? Where's my Cinderella story?!?!
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DISTRICT 9
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
Great shots of Uma Thurman's feet peppered with some gratuitous violence, what's not to love?
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KILL BILL: VOLUME 1
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
A true testament to dudes being bros everywhere. And Morgan Freeman.
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THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
Pockets
almost 5 years ago
Yippee Ki-Yay Mr. Willis. Yippee...Ki...Yay.
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DIE HARD
Pockets
about 5 years ago
Like ZOMBIELAND if Woody Harrelson was a decent actor and Jesse Eisenberg was a woman. Wait, scratch that, Jesse Eisenberg IS a woman.
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28 DAYS LATER
Pockets
about 5 years ago
Ang Lee's film was ART. This drivel is a sad comparison.
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK