Roles at Dudefest.com
Obligatory Glasses, Mustache, and Grad Student
B I O
Koella's Mustache is only slightly better than his father's, though he doesn't let that stop him from perusing all that a mustached life has to offer. He enjoys listening to lectures and staring deeply at paintings to allude to some higher understanding behind the mustache-facade. However, if you listen closely, you can hear the bullshit leaking out of Koella's nipples. He, in fact, suffers from amnesia, and often has to stare at things to remember where he is. Also, of the dudefest.com dudes, Koella is, by far, the best in modesty. He is currently pursuing a PhD in the subject, and is, undoubtedly, the most promising modesty-expert in the country. He, also, REALLY likes over-using, in a modest way, commas.
Shit Written By Ram Jam
August 02, 2014
June 19, 2014
May 08, 2014
This movie was ruined for me by the ads they would air during the 2014 NBA finals. How many times can Ice Cube crack a tall/short or black/white...
5 for 22 JUMP STREET
"Yes, it's true: this man has no dick" One of my favorite lines of any movie.
6 for GHOSTBUSTERS
One of my all-time favorite movies. The story and dialogue are not at the same levels than EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, but REVENGE is still friggin sweet....
Ben Stiller's Mustache says: Give me a 9.
I think the only negative thing I can say about this movie is that Steve Rodgers looks kinda weird before he’s Captain-ified, though it’s due to a...
Sheesh, good thing we have planes now. And aviators. The Crude (Cruise-dude) strikes again!
7 for TOP GUN
The Dudefest score is a 4, due to fair action scenes and the cool bit where they bring the old veteran sailors back on board to kick ass. The...
4 for BATTLESHIP
All in all, another solid Dudefest movie. It’s somehow less exciting than STAR TREK, I think because we aren’t meeting the characters for the first...
7.5 for STAR TREK WORLD OF DARKNESS
A solid Dudefest movie. Space, one scene of hooking up with aliens, explosions galore, and tons of dudes sitting in chairs. I think James Tiberius...
8 for STAR TREK
Holy Balls, is NYC is better than Boston.
Fuck off, Pockets. I have no better retort than that: you've brought up everything that's annoying about soccer. But, still, Fuck off.
No really. Dudefest Humps & Stumps Summer 2014? in Canada, New York? Brought to you by LaButt Blau?
Man, This sounds stupendous. And with LaButt Blau? I'm in.
Any recommendations for having to dominate two neighboring poopers? I feel like when you're sandwiched in between two dudes going at it (poop, not...
Yeah I imagine "Alfalfa" Morton would've been a more prudent choice.