Koella's Mustache is only slightly better than his father's, though he doesn't let that stop him from perusing all that a mustached life has to offer. He enjoys listening to lectures and staring deeply at paintings to allude to some higher understanding behind the mustache-facade. However, if you listen closely, you can hear the bullshit leaking out of Koella's nipples. He, in fact, suffers from amnesia, and often has to stare at things to remember where he is. Also, of the dudefest.com dudes, Koella is, by far, the best in modesty. He is currently pursuing a PhD in the subject, and is, undoubtedly, the most promising modesty-expert in the country. He, also, REALLY likes over-using, in a modest way, commas.