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Koella's Mustache is only slightly better than his father's, though he doesn't let that stop him from perusing all that a mustached life has to offer. He enjoys listening to lectures and staring deeply at paintings to allude to some higher understanding behind the mustache-facade. However, if you listen closely, you can hear the bullshit leaking out of Koella's nipples. He, in fact, suffers from amnesia, and often has to stare at things to remember where he is. Also, of the dudefest.com dudes, Koella is, by far, the best in modesty. He is currently pursuing a PhD in the subject, and is, undoubtedly, the most promising modesty-expert in the country. He, also, REALLY likes over-using, in a modest way, commas.
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over 4 years ago
This movie was ruined for me by the ads they would air during the 2014 NBA finals. How many times can Ice Cube crack a tall/short or black/white...
5 for 22 JUMP STREET
over 4 years ago
"Yes, it's true: this man has no dick" One of my favorite lines of any movie.
6 for GHOSTBUSTERS
over 4 years ago
One of my all-time favorite movies. The story and dialogue are not at the same levels than EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, but REVENGE is still friggin sweet....
7.5 for STAR WARS: EPISODE VI - REVENGE OF THE JEDI
over 4 years ago
Ben Stiller's Mustache says: Give me a 9.
9 for DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY
over 4 years ago
I think the only negative thing I can say about this movie is that Steve Rodgers looks kinda weird before he’s Captain-ified, though it’s due to a...
9 for CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER
over 4 years ago
Sheesh, good thing we have planes now. And aviators. The Crude (Cruise-dude) strikes again!
7 for TOP GUN
over 4 years ago
The Dudefest score is a 4, due to fair action scenes and the cool bit where they bring the old veteran sailors back on board to kick ass. The...
4 for BATTLESHIP
over 4 years ago
All in all, another solid Dudefest movie. It’s somehow less exciting than STAR TREK, I think because we aren’t meeting the characters for the first...
7.5 for STAR TREK WORLD OF DARKNESS
over 4 years ago
A solid Dudefest movie. Space, one scene of hooking up with aliens, explosions galore, and tons of dudes sitting in chairs. I think James Tiberius...
8 for STAR TREK
over 4 years ago
TONS of dude-humor makes YOUR HIGHNESS fairly Dudefest. There are some quality Danny McBride scenes, plus a shot of Natalie Portman undressing...
7 for YOUR HIGHNESS
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over 4 years ago
Hey sliz, back the fuck off.
on Couples
over 4 years ago
Holy Balls, is NYC is better than Boston.
on The TD Garden, AKA the No Fun Zone
over 4 years ago
"enduring... erm... excellence"
on The Mercury Seven Astronauts
over 4 years ago
Fuck off, Pockets. I have no better retort than that: you've brought up everything that's annoying about soccer. But, still, Fuck off.
on "Football"
over 4 years ago
No really. Dudefest Humps & Stumps Summer 2014? in Canada, New York? Brought to you by LaButt Blau?
on Playing Stump
over 4 years ago
Man, This sounds stupendous. And with LaButt Blau? I'm in.
on Playing Stump
over 4 years ago
Any recommendations for having to dominate two neighboring poopers? I feel like when you're sandwiched in between two dudes going at it (poop, not...
on Pooping in a Public Restroom
over 4 years ago
Yeah I imagine "Alfalfa" Morton would've been a more prudent choice.
on Jelly Roll Morton
over 4 years ago
This shit is hilarious
on Find The Pickle: TV My Mom Watches Edition
over 4 years ago
Yeah who died and made you Lord of House Dudefest, wielder of Big Dick? I Hope that your scoring system is based on how little fucks the characters...
on A Fantasy League of Ice and Fire Week 1