SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you see a chick moseying around with a set of Ugg boots on her feet, be sure to point it out very loudly ("BOOTS!") so that fellow men can take notice and do the same.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Colby College Celebrations
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 2009
THING OF THE DAY
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Liquor
Here at Dudefest.com we consider liquor more as a form of nourishment, rather than the drug it technically is. Calories are Calories, any way you get 'em. If they happen to have excessive amounts of alcohol in them, then so be it.