SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Always do a safety wipe after a dump, even if you think you don't need to. It might save your life.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Classic - Miss South Carolina
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Never tell me the odds.
Han Solo, 1980
THING OF THE DAY
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Barbershops
Run by dudes, for dudes, nothing makes you feel like a man quite like going to a barber. He's like a bartender—treats you right, respects regulars, and never fails to provide entertaining conversation. Plus, if you really want to look at some porn while you wait, most of them do have Playboys in the magazine rack. Barbershops are so integral to being manly that they have them on submarines and battleships. If you've never gotten your haircut by a barber, you're missing out. Fuck Supercuts.