SLIZ
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Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Penguins are the funniest birds. If you need a laugh in a pinch, bring up penguins.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Thor On Playing God
QUOTE OF THE DAY
First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end.
Aristotle, 4
THING OF THE DAY
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Golf
Probably the only televised sport where you can drink, eat, walk, talk, be 70, and still be a professional athlete. You walk around on a sunny day and wack shit with clubs. Sounds dudefest to us.