SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Is your boss constantly giving you shit? Next time he comes up to yell at you, drop trou and moon that asshole. You don't need that job anyway. You're too good for that ass-looking-at boss.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Bouncing Balls Commercial
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum.
George Nada, in the movie THEY LIVE, 1988
THING OF THE DAY
Original nintendo 64
N64
While N64, wasn't the first video game system, it is pretty much the gold standard for all gaming systems to come. MarioKart, GoldenEye, and Ocarina of Time. Nothing better.