Roles at Dudefest.com
Inspiration For TEETH
B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Trix aren't actually just for kids, so feel free to have a bowl if you'd like to reminisce. Hint: they're not as good as you remember.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Cannonball Dookie NSFW
QUOTE OF THE DAY
|“||...Write drunk and revise sober...||„|
— Peter De Vries, since adopted as the official strategy of Dudefest.com, 1964
THING OF THE DAY
The Facebook Messenger
The Facebook Messenger is that program that nobody wanted, providing a functionality that nobody needed, to fill a hole that didn't exist. Thanks, Zuckerberg!
TODAY IN DUDEFEST HISTORY
1939: NBC broadcasts the first televised football game. The game is between Fordham and Waynesburg and there is one camera and one announcer.
1935: The Hoover Dam, on the border between the U.S. states Arizona and Nevada, is dedicated. Everyone there is like, "DAAYYUUM".