SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Throwing your trash away is for hippies. Just leave it on the ground. Mother Nature takes care of herself; that's what raccoons are for.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Peyton Manning Breaks TD Record
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottle.
Tupac, 2004
THING OF THE DAY
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Directions
Something dudes never stop the car to ask for. Dudes should always be prepared to give directions to passing females, especially if they rate a 7 out of 10 or higher. If you need to look more authoritative while giving directions, consult a compass regardless of other circumstances.