SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
You should walk REALLY slowly on staircases. Or, even better, just stop right at the bottom of the steps. Yeah, that's awesome. Nobody behind you is trying to get anywhere. It's all about you!
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Would You Look at That!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world.
Mick "Mankind" Foley, 2000
THING OF THE DAY
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Bare Hands
The greatest tool of all. It's often what successful men claim to have built their empires with. A very versatile tool that almost everyone possesses, but very few have mastered.