SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you're watching TV, or just chilling, you're gonna be way more comfortable with your hand in your pants. It's not gross or sexual, it's just comforting.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Lonely Island Spring Break
QUOTE OF THE DAY
It's not so much what you do, but the way in which you do it. I can slap you on the back and it can be a wonderful thing, if it's done with joy. But if I slap you on the back just as you're coming out of the elevator, and I've had too much to drink, it's a completely different thing.
Bill Murray, 2013
THING OF THE DAY
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Escalating Conflict
Whenever you're starting to get in a mild disagreement with someone, pepper your speech with really extreme insults and threats to up the ante. Everything gets more exciting with each up the ante gets.