SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Duct tape really is the catch-all of home repair, but if you do find yourself out of it, Elmer's glue is a hilariously distant second.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan, 1998
THING OF THE DAY
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Strippers
Strippers are great. They take their clothes off for you to ogle at their naked bodies. What's even better about strippers is that like food, you can have them in-house, to go, or delivery. Three different options to watch someone take their clothes off? By God, I love this country.