SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
You don't look as cool as you think you do carrying around a pocket watch. If you really need a to tell time with something you keep in your pocket, use your cell phone like an adult.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
If it tastes like shit, add some cheese.
Hannah Hart, on the topic of omelettes, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
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Cuddling
Cuddling is super manly. Like dudes like do it all the time. If you don't cuddle, then you're a pansy or not a good dude or whatever dudes call dudes that aren't acting dudely. Cuddling is as dudefest as eating bacon or wearing sweatpants or something. Note that Dudefest.com WAS NOT hacked by HerCampus.com earlier today.