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Smigoversen is Dudefest.com's resident alcoholic and Game of Thrones fanatic. He can be found editing the website drunk at all hours of the night. He prefers to hold off on showering until he's taken a dump that day.
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Recent Activity
RECENT RATINGS
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
I paid so little attention to this movie that I didn't realize Marty had stolen Chuck Berry's thunder until my third viewing
4.5
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BACK TO THE FUTURE
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
This movie conclusively proves that a movie gets worse with every new word Vin Diesel says, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY is a career low for Vin and...
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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
I saw this movie in high school. I was told that we were going bowling. I wasn't too jazzed about going bowling, but once the movie started - I've...
2.5
for
27 DRESSES
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
I was really concerned about the director of this flick. His major qualification was making an indie kaiju flick that was like CLOVERFIELD with...
6
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GODZILLA
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
Great flick, but it loses points for me for making slow-motion the go-to "Look How Expensive This Movie Is" move for so many shit films that came...
8
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THE MATRIX
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
I love this movie. A lot. But I had to deduct a point for being responsible for so many terrible Boston accent impressions
9
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THE DEPARTED
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
This movie could have ended after the Battle of Hoth and I would still say it was my favorite Star Wars movie
9.5
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STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
I haven't seen this movie. But I did read the comic that they based it on. Here's an idea: Jennifer Lawrence's Booty and Ellen Page's Snappy...
8
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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
Sometimes I tell women that I'm hitting on I was an extra in this movie. They filmed a few crowd scenes near where I grew up so it's totally...
2.5
for
WAR OF THE WORLDS
Smigoversen
almost 5 years ago
The subject matter is not dudefest. But the subject is very dudefest. This movie was pretty funny too.
7.5
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HEARTBREAKERS
RECENT COMMENTS
almost 5 years ago
Whiskey Dick is a risky play with low-upside. I'm surprised it all worked out OK
almost 5 years ago
Fuck you Tim I title my articles in the mamner of my choosing with NO INPUT from other people
about 5 years ago
Something about my day job makes me poop. I rarely poop in my apartment anymore. What I'm trying to say is that my life is a public restroom that...
about 5 years ago
Joe only wanted to start this website so he could post numerous pictures of him wearing short shorts. He thinks thensex appeal helps. Agree to...
about 5 years ago
This movie blows so much dick we didn't bother looking for a picture