TAL FORTGANG
Mugshot8
B I O
Tal Fortgang hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you are fleeing the scene of an explosion, never look back. John McClane never looks back and that is an example you should follow.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Epic Paul George 360 Dunk
QUOTE OF THE DAY
If there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.
George Carlin, 2001
THING OF THE DAY
Spock evil twin morror universe nimoy
Goatee
The goatee is a facial hair styling covering the upper lip, the crest of the chin, the soul patch and the "connectors" in between. It was probably worn most consistently by male cubicle workers in the 1995-2003 Gotezoic Era of Facial Hair. Usually pulled off well by a villain, especially an evil twin. Goatees are sometimes used in an attempt to firm up an otherwise weak or wobbly jawline, which, we can safely say, always fails. Don't do a goatee if you can’t handle it.