TAL FORTGANG
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Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
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July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
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TIP OF THE DAY
If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. If you hate what you do, no biggie––you can always pick up an expensive drug habit.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Adrian Peterson 11 Yard TD
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | Get your facts first, then you can distort them as your please. | „ |
—
Mark Twain, 1869
THING OF THE DAY
Juggling Chainsaws
A very specific thing of the day, juggling chainsaws is a subset of juggling that not only requires incredible hand-eye coordination, but also strength, courage, and a massive pair of testicles. Calling it a pastime is downright criminal, it is a goddamn sport. In fact, any activity with a decent chance of life-ending injury is a sport. So, baseball: no. Bear wrestling: yes.
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