TAL FORTGANG
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B I O
Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
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July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Penguins are the funniest birds. If you need a laugh in a pinch, bring up penguins.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Thor On Playing God
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective. Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods. Third, adjust all your means to that end. | „ |
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Aristotle, 4
THING OF THE DAY
Golf
Probably the only televised sport where you can drink, eat, walk, talk, be 70, and still be a professional athlete. You walk around on a sunny day and wack shit with clubs. Sounds dudefest to us.
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