TAL FORTGANG
Mugshot8
B I O
Tal Fortgang hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you're in a jam, donating sperm is a great way to make a quick buck.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Wu-Tang Protect Ya Neck
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Bryan Mills, 2008
THING OF THE DAY
Westindiandayparadepartier
Mardi Gras
Drinkin' in the street. Then, later, puking in the street. Big ass parade floats are pretty awesome. And so is getting to see some titties for the low, low price of cheap plastic beads.