TAL FORTGANG
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B I O
Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
Shit Written By Tal Fortgang
July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Do NOT join the Pen15 club. It isn't what you think, and they don't give you free pens.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Key & Peele - Lando's Fan
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | I'm looking forward to a 15-year career, a couple of trips to the Super Bowl, and a parade through downtown San Diego. | „ |
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Ryan Leaf, after being drafted by the San Diego Chargers 2nd overall in the 1998 NFL Draft, 1998
THING OF THE DAY
Hammers
A hammer, one of the most basic tools known to mankind. The first tools that apes created were hammers. A hammer can be useful for so many activities: building a house, ramming a nail, breaking a vase, breaking a mirror, bashing a skull, breaking teeth, breaking fingers, forging metal, making sound on a piano, creating sound in your ear, bringing order to the court. Most of these can be accomplished in your own home. Or you could just hammer away at whatever chick you've got tonight.
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