TAL FORTGANG
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B I O
Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
Shit Written By Tal Fortgang
July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
You don't look as cool as you think you do carrying around a pocket watch. If you really need a to tell time with something you keep in your pocket, use your cell phone like an adult.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Ex-Men: Wolverine
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | Every April 22nd I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk and making some unpopular decisions. | „ |
—
Jack Donaghy, 2010
THING OF THE DAY
Science
Dude, science is the bomb. Scientific stuff is awesome. Science has given us heliocentric stuff, and other space. Rocks are science too. There are no longer a bunch of diseases because of science. Do you know how many kinds of science there are? No? We don't either.
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