TAL FORTGANG
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Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
Shit Written By Tal Fortgang
July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
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TIP OF THE DAY
Don't do crack.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
The Tong Master
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | My balls, your face. | „ |
—
Duke Nukem, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
Chugging
Chugging is probably the most efficient way to hydrate. Open up your throat and let that sweet liquid slide down as fast as humanly possible. Chugging is frequently used as a measure of masculinity, and for good reason—wait, no, not really. Chugging doesn't really come in handy in the wild. It won't help you kill bears.
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