TAL FORTGANG
Mugshot8
B I O
Tal Fortgang hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Just as you shouldn't bring a knife to a gun fight, don't bring a wife to a fun night.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Danny MacAskill's Imaginate
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum.
George Nada, in the movie THEY LIVE, 1988
THING OF THE DAY
Dogs like cucumbers  26 cucumbers like dogs
Dogs
Let's be real. Any man who is a cat person is evil. Dogs are for real. Man's best friend since as long as we can remember, and they know just when to cheer you up by running into a glass door. Symbiotic relationship to the max!