TAL FORTGANG
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B I O
Tal Fortgang hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Three items that work unexpectedly well for an emergency J.O. session: a rumbling videogame controller, tanning oil, and a banana peel. Enjoy.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Bo Jackson Huge Hit
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Every man's heart one day beats its final beat, his lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others, and makes them bleed deeper, than something larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers, by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him and make the running the man did live forever.
The Ultimate Warrior, from a speech celebrating his WWE Hall of Fame induction the night before his death., 2014
THING OF THE DAY
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Cussin'
An act that results in getting your mouth washed out with soap if your Mama overheard you. Good thing there is a strict no-mom policy at all Dudefests.