NECO ORTIZ
B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
July 26, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
If you don't already own one, purchase a Katana immediately. You will be safer, sleeker, and one step closer to being in a Tarantino movie.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Firework Cockblock
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | It's after six. What am I, a farmer? | „ |
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Jack Donaghy, after being asked why he was wearing a tux, 2006
THING OF THE DAY
Corn Hole
Corn Hole is a game you can play with one arm, drinking, in a wheelchair, on drugs, at a party, while not giving a fuck. It is just about the easiest game ever to play and somehow there are some people who are just about the worst at it. Good thing the highest stakes a game of Corn Hole has ever been played over was the last beer in a 6-pack.