NECO ORTIZ
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B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Bros before hoes.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Kyrie Irving as Uncle Drew
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Each day I live in mortal fear that I've used up the last idea that'll ever come to me.
Ze Frank, 2006
THING OF THE DAY
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Competitive Eaters
Sometimes a dude gets hungry, and decides to eat some food. Sometimes he's also out of money, and realizes that he can get some money if he eats enough of said food. Dude obliges. He wins the contest, and rakes in the cash. He decides to try to do it again, and wins money once more. He discerns that he has found something here, and opts to go full-time. A career is born. A food-eating career. It's okay to be jealous.