NECO ORTIZ
B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
July 26, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Is your boss constantly giving you shit? Next time he comes up to yell at you, drop trou and moon that asshole. You don't need that job anyway. You're too good for that ass-looking-at boss.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Holy Shit It's a Dinosaur
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. | „ |
—
Napoleon Hill, 1983
THING OF THE DAY
Cheese Fries
The only, we repeat, ONLY thing that can make french fries better. Note that "cheese" as it is used here includes pretty much anything that is bright yellow and creamy.