NECO ORTIZ
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B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
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FORUM
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Always shower before you take the train, bus, or get on a flight. NO ONE wants to sit next to the smelly person for hours. Don't be the smelly person.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Hang on, Honey!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
For our last number, I'd like to ask your help. Would the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands. And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
John Lennon, Royal Variety performance attended by the Queen of England, 1963
THING OF THE DAY
The secret memo that led to the james bond movies
James Bond
Bond, James Bond. This dude has nailed more chicks than were in your high school class. On top of that, the British Intelligence paid him to wine and dine these broads, all in the name of espionage. Gadgets, guns, girls, jiu jitsu––Bond has it all. And probably syphillis.