NECO ORTIZ
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B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Need an alias? Don't use Dickbutt McFartsucker.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Would You Look at That!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
God, Futurama, 2002
THING OF THE DAY
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Baseball Bats
The baseball bat is a multi-purpose tool/weapon. Forgot your keys? Smash your window, you can repair it later. Fighting zombies? Stick a nail through one and you're golden. Playing baseball? It'll definitely come in handy there. Even mobsters know what's up; you can always find one in a mobster's trunk.