NECO ORTIZ
B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
July 26, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Need an alias? Don't use Dickbutt McFartsucker.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
2 Frisbee Plays in SC Top 10
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | I do desire we may be better strangers. | „ |
—
Orlando, from Shakespeare's As You Like It, 1599
THING OF THE DAY
Butt Stuff
Butt stuff is the sexual equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle––it exists, but nobody really knows what's going on up there. I mean, sure, gay guys seem to have their Ultimate Dudefest figured out...prostates and what not...but girls? What's the deal ladies; should we keep trying or just accept that it's not a dual-use orifice?
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