NECO ORTIZ
B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
July 26, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Duct tape really is the catch-all of home repair, but if you do find yourself out of it, Elmer's glue is a hilariously distant second.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Ridiculous Flips
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. | „ |
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Michael Jordan, 1998
THING OF THE DAY
Strippers
Strippers are great. They take their clothes off for you to ogle at their naked bodies. What's even better about strippers is that like food, you can have them in-house, to go, or delivery. Three different options to watch someone take their clothes off? By God, I love this country.
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