NECO ORTIZ
B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
July 26, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Are you the only one in the elevator? Let a fart out right before you exit. You'll never see the result, but you'll laugh later that day just thinking about it.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Prank War 7: The Half Court Shot
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. | „ |
—
The Man With No Name, from THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY, 1966
THING OF THE DAY
Tinder
Tinder, the most dudefest invention for the iPhone. Meet strangers looking for one thing and one thing only: easy ace. Fair warning: there is no information about the various STDs the other person may or may not have.
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