10. Enrique Dillglesias
We'll start you off with a spicy one: Enrique just loves his wieners. I mean... pickles.
9. Bethany is Hard as Shit
After having a bite of her snack, Bethany "Killah" Bates kisses her guns.
8. Under Dill-veloped
Elana is a beast: she just lost all of her front teeth, and has to cram that briny morsel in her face!
7. Pickle Churro
Gerald is old. He doesn't care about eating churros in moderation. Especially when it's a pickle, not a churro.
6. The Morning Cram
Look closely, and you'll see Francesca sneaking a morning snack. She's lonely, single, and just needs some dudely comforts.
5. Gherkin Ecstasy
Clara is so fucking excited to see this guy, she's in immediate bliss. Put down your tissues, Clara, daddy's home.
4. Who Knows the Brine-Lick Maneuver
Gary took too big a bite of this special snack. Quick help him find the pickle... inside his esophagus!
3. Shaq Snack
Shaq is being super covert with his favorite court-side snack. He has to eat it quick so the haters don't make too much of it.
2. The Cucumber Commute
Sasha is sooo cold she has to break into her 100%-pickle lunch early. That dude isn't doing it right.
1. Gherkin Soup for the Soul
Alice is having a rough day. Time to sooth it with a briny-throat-salve!
Ryan drives a weinermobile to work. He might stop by your place if you ask.