COMING SOON TO DUDEFEST.COM

You're probably asking yourself, are these guys just going to post a bunch of articles until the end of time? Well, yes and no. Articles will be posted until the end of time (every action movie ever won't review itself), but it won't be the only thing we do. Eventually we'll be moving into the territories of merchandise, voting, videos, etc.

 

Note that we said eventually. To start, we'll be taking a bit more of an incremental approach as we build our team and figure out the best path towards Internet domination. Here are some things we'll be adding to the site soon:

 

Merchandise

Petting Zoo

Dudefest Moon Base

Dudefest Super PAC

Cutting Edge Research

 

Check this page periodically for more information, because we'll keep it updated with upcoming changes to the site.

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