COMING SOON TO DUDEFEST.COM

You're probably asking yourself, are these guys just going to post a bunch of articles until the end of time? Well, yes and no. Articles will be posted until the end of time (every action movie ever won't review itself), but it won't be the only thing we do. Eventually we'll be moving into the territories of merchandise, voting, videos, etc.

 

Note that we said eventually. To start, we'll be taking a bit more of an incremental approach as we build our team and figure out the best path towards Internet domination. Here are some things we'll be adding to the site soon:

 

Merchandise

Petting Zoo

Dudefest Moon Base

Dudefest Super PAC

Cutting Edge Research

 

Check this page periodically for more information, because we'll keep it updated with upcoming changes to the site.

Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Definitely go to the gym and use all the machines incorrectly, and then forget to wipe them down. Yeah, that's just fucking great.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Shaq on Conan's Mini-Set
QUOTE OF THE DAY
You know, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.
Bill Cosby, what his father would say to him when he was seven years old, 1983
THING OF THE DAY
Sticky chicken wings hot
Chicken Wings
Chicken wings are what we at Dudefest.com refer to as "Nature's Candy". They're delicious, nutritious, and in no way pernicious. Chicken wings are best consumed in massive quantities while observing sport events from the comfort of yours or a friend's home.