Likes: Long walks on the beach
No matter how many times Bat Swinger was told that this wasn't an eHarmony profile, he insisted on including that.
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Shit Written By Bat Swinger
June 10, 2014
Super fucking dudefest. Only issue is that they gave control of the slow motion button to guy having a seizure. I think my sense of time got...
7.5 for 300
If you're going to remake Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde you could at least put some emotional depth into the script.
3.5 for THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Considering I thought I was seeing that movie where a kings talks for a while I was pleasantly surprised. Anything with Natalie Portman's ass...
7 for YOUR HIGHNESS
This shit is for real, I did all three at once and was actually able to get a number for once. It wasn't actually her number but it still counts as...
Hey don't demean your old pal Big Bear malt liquor... RIP
on The Cleanse
Don't forget to yell "Sparks!" if you see any, and make sure you drink to celebrate the danger
The greatest tragedy of the entire story is the poor sandwich left behind to rot in the fridge, everyone knows hipsters don't eat sandwiches...