Pete Hall joined Dudefest.com out of peer pressure. His first article was pure garbage, and he threw it directly into the trash. All of his subsequent ones were even worse, but since he promised he'd write something, he had no choice but to post them out of guilt.
All of his hilarious opinions and clever sayings are entirely his doing. Anything that you think was stupid or lame is your own fault for obviously misunderstanding him. Please direct all complaints directly to the GROUND, because you suck and Pete's awesome.
This description of the greatest writer in human history has elected to exclude all discussion of his noteworthy sexual prowess (except this one) due to lack of relevance. Seriously, though, the ladies - you don't know what you're missing. (Both ladies that do know what they're missing please ignore this paragraph.)
PETE HALL

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Recent Activity
RECENT RATINGS
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
Hey, what a great movie. It could only get better with some sequels, right!?
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BACK TO THE FUTURE
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
Seeing this movie taught me that Arena Football is actually the SECOND shittiest thing with "Arena" in the name.
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ARENA
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
I went into the theater stoked to see the prequel to 27 DRESSES. I was sorely disappointed.
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22 JUMP STREET
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
I fucking hate bowling.
5.5
for
27 DRESSES
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
I'm surprised that these movies keep coming out, and keep making money. That said, I can't wait for TRANS5MERS.
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TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
The soundtrack needs more P. Diddy, but the rest of the movie had exactly the right amount of Matthew Broderick.
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GODZILLA
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
I'm just really impressed at how good of a shot those apes were, they had never held a gun before
7.5
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RISE OF THE FALL OF THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
They should have called this movie FREON FLUX, because of how COOL it is! But no, it actually sucks.
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ÆON FLUX
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
JENNIFER LAWRENCE! SHE'S AMAAAAAAZING! Come for the booty, stay because the movie's great.
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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST
Pete Hall

almost 8 years ago
I reasonably doubt that any of you have seen this.
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REASONABLE DOUBT
RECENT COMMENTS
almost 8 years ago
Did you know that one of the symptoms of an MDMA overdose is double commenting?
almost 8 years ago
It was a huge oversight on my part to not include the chick from the AT&T commercials. The one that plays an AT&T retail store employee. That one....
almost 8 years ago
My theory is that ROCKY IV is why clapping was invented. People loved it so much they couldn't stop giving themselves high fives, and applause was...
almost 8 years ago
I hope you saved that popcorn and soda for later. Throwing it away is wasteful.
almost 8 years ago
Ain't even care. I'd use it right here if the comments allowed adding images.
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Winning
about 8 years ago
Here's my newest article: The Dudefest Guyde to Replying to Comments.
Step 1: Click "Reply"
There is no Step 2
about 8 years ago
Hey it's not my fault if you don't follow the steps exactly. My shit's foolproof, so obviously you're worse than a fool.
about 8 years ago
You're an actually terrible at sentencing, too.