SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Independent research has shown that when a crowd of peers chants your name, you can totally break through that table.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
SPORTS
QUOTE OF THE DAY
It was like being naked—I would love to be naked in front of you.
Jean-Claude Van Damme, during an interview with Newsweek, completely unprompted, 2008
THING OF THE DAY
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Sir Edmund Hillary
No big deal or anything, he's just the first person ever to summit Mt. Everest, which he did with his Sherpa companion Tenzing Norgay. He also served in WWII and reached both the North AND South Pole. This probably goes without saying, but he was knighted too. He spent the rest of his life helping to build schools and hospitals for the Sherpa people. He's a true hero and badass. Hell, he's even on the New Zealand five dollar bill.