SLIZ
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B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
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Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Internet Explorer should only be used to download Chrome. Maybe Firefox, if you're stuck in 2007.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Kroll Show - Ref Jeff
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Oh, really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?
Dwight Schrute, on hosting a birthday party on his farm, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
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Dudefest.com
It's the site you're on RIGHT NOW, probably! Dudefest.com is the comedy site that WON'T steal your identity, and you probably think our jokes are funny. If you don't, then you definitely didn't like this one.