SLIZ
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Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
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TIP OF THE DAY
If you were wondering if the Etymology of the word Jewelry and Jew came from the same place, they didn't. Jewelry is from Jewels, and Jew is from Judaea.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Shakira and Rihanna
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all. | „ |
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James Brown, 1986
THING OF THE DAY
Bacon
The greatest food invention in the history of man, bacon is a dish best served with everything. Breakfast sandwiches, hamburgers, pizza, and other bacon are only four examples of every dish ever, but all are seemingly impossibly but unspeakably perfectly enhanced with the addition of cooked pig butt cheek. Bacon usually comes in strip form, but has also been known to appear in bits.
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