SLIZ
B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
September 07, 2014
June 25, 2014
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April 23, 2014
April 16, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
The phrase "All You Can Eat" is, in fact, a challenge. As are "free refills" and anything that starts with "bottomless". Do not take these challenges lightly.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Penis Surfboard
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | Everything is awesome. | „ |
—
Tegan and Sara, 2014
THING OF THE DAY
Escalating Conflict
Whenever you're starting to get in a mild disagreement with someone, pepper your speech with really extreme insults and threats to up the ante. Everything gets more exciting with each up the ante gets.