SLIZ
B I O
Sliz started writing for Dudefest once the writers discovered that females actually read stuff on the internet. Her love of gin, cheap beer, and dancing on tables has miraculously resulted in zero serious injuries (for now). Don't let her small stature and baby blue eyes fool you, Sliz is a highly successful cougar and is now on the prowl in the New York Metropolitan area.
Shit Written By Sliz
September 07, 2014
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April 23, 2014
April 16, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Definitely go to the gym and use all the machines incorrectly, and then forget to wipe them down. Yeah, that's just fucking great.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Shaq on Conan's Mini-Set
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | You know, I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you. | „ |
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Bill Cosby, what his father would say to him when he was seven years old, 1983
THING OF THE DAY
Chicken Wings
Chicken wings are what we at Dudefest.com refer to as "Nature's Candy". They're delicious, nutritious, and in no way pernicious. Chicken wings are best consumed in massive quantities while observing sport events from the comfort of yours or a friend's home.