TAL FORTGANG
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B I O
Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
Shit Written By Tal Fortgang
July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Always poop with the door open. Let them watch you work.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | Oh, really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking? | „ |
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Dwight Schrute, on hosting a birthday party on his farm, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
Koella
"Koella," [kelÉ™]; noun. An amicable and sagacious transvestite; one who has spent many years on the street but has not lost that cheerful glint in her eyes. E.g.: "She's a koella queen, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind anytime."
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