TAL FORTGANG
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Tal Fortgang
hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up
to write a bio.
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July 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
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TIP OF THE DAY
40s are the cheapest way to get drunk. Always keep that little tidbit in the back of your mind.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
I've Got the Clap
QUOTE OF THE DAY
| “ | I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly. | „ |
—
Winston Churchill, 1946
THING OF THE DAY
Explosions
As men speaking for all other men, we can say that men love explosions. It doesn't matter what's blowing up, oil drums, gas tanks, you name it, all that matters is that we get to see it, and dream about being the guy who walks away from one without even taking a single glance back at it.
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