TAL FORTGANG
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B I O
Tal Fortgang hasn't found the time between masturbating and cleaning it up to write a bio.
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Always poop with the door open. Let them watch you work.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Oh, really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?
Dwight Schrute, on hosting a birthday party on his farm, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
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Koella
"Koella," [kelÉ™]; noun. An amicable and sagacious transvestite; one who has spent many years on the street but has not lost that cheerful glint in her eyes. E.g.: "She's a koella queen, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind anytime."