NECO ORTIZ
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B I O
After growing up surrounded by brothers and boy cousins, Neco officially became an honorary dude in 2003. Regardless, she still isn't sure if she's embarrassed to be a Dudefest writer or not.
Shit Written By Neco Ortiz
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FORUM
Daily Dose of Dudefest
TIP OF THE DAY
Internet Explorer should only be used to download Chrome. Maybe Firefox, if you're stuck in 2007.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
Kroll Show - Ref Jeff
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Oh, really? Well, we have a number of birthday packages. The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats, not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now the Goat Package obviously has the most goats. What were you thinking?
Dwight Schrute, on hosting a birthday party on his farm, 2011
THING OF THE DAY
Dudefest mars
Dudefest.com
It's the site you're on RIGHT NOW, probably! Dudefest.com is the comedy site that WON'T steal your identity, and you probably think our jokes are funny. If you don't, then you definitely didn't like this one.